COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
View text
  • 14 hours ago
  • 20137
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 150826

pussysista:

Wants bf

Masturbates

Don’t want bf

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 12443
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 97547
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 46262
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 21503
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 185166
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 74

juvenialls:

you may think harry styles is perfect and that he dreams in cartoons and shits golden bricks and has birds curl his hair for him every morning while he sings a happy little working song but you my friend are completely right he also hung the moon

View text
  • 2 days ago
  • 12330
View photo
  • 2 days ago
  • 33520

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

View video
  • 3 days ago
  • 474521
View photo
  • 3 days ago
  • 49
View photo
  • 4 days ago
  • 5640
View photo
  • 5 days ago
  • 35786
View photo
  • 5 days ago
  • 76251
x